i dont know whats wrong with me lately.
yesterday i was cooking some soup in the kitchen and theres a couch in there (dont ask me why)
out of the corner of my eye i saw this slithering motion underneath it.
i froze. terrified. (yes snakes creep me)
texted my dad and was like "theres a snake in the kitchen come home right now!"
so i kept watching it from atop my kitchen counter. and then a minute later i hear this strained meowing sound coming from underneath.
instead of using my brain and realizing it was the cat stuck under there, i burst into tears and frantically called my dad to tell him to hurry cuz the snake was eating the cat!!
lol sometimes i cant believe myself.
then today i went to get my car washed and pulled into the automatic part and started to roll up my windows when i realized that my passenger side window was stuck half-way down. (which it is notorious for doing)
i couldnt back out because there was like 4 cars behind me. so i instead got an impromptu bath.
i finally got it to roll up...
when the dryers came on!
good lord.
